*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song
Catholicism on paper seems like the perfect goth religion! Jesus the undead kween of drama and subterfuge! Them little round flesh crackers?? the blood drinking and chanting in dusty ass cathedrals at midnight?? The organ player?? Lady Gaga’s Judas??? Too bad about them people tho!
THE LESBIAN AGENDA IS SUCCEEDING
YES!!!
I, for one, welcome our new lesbian farmer overlords.
Stardew Valley predicted the future :D
An error? Is this even legal??
35 YEARS FOR A NON VIOLENT DRUG OFFENSE
Fuck you, America’s criminal justice system
This is heartbreaking 💔
his name is Matthew Charles
Ways you can help:
Donate to the GoFundMe raising money for Matthew’s legal costs.
Sign the Change.org petition asking for clemency (though the efficacy of this is sorely debated)
This is awful.
He’s free!
Me practicing this housewife thing for when I drop out of uni
Hey so I just feel the need to add this. NEVER deep fry in a shallow pot. What happened here is this person put frozen fries in hot oil, and the hot oil will nearly double in size when you drop something cold in it. Then it overflows out of the pot and you have a grease fire. You should never have oil more than about a third of the way up the pot.
Reblogging because even I didn’t officially know this.
Also reminder: don’t use water to put out a grease fire. use salt
[sucks heat out of the grease so it can’t combust] or baking soda [releases carbon dioxide to smother the fire] to suffocate the fire.
on p-p-pauwa wehmä (=‘ｘ‘=) cuuw └|ﾟεﾟ|┐se voittaa kaikki muut (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ saa vanukkaasta täpwikkään! (∩╹□╹∩) se viä kiäwen mennessään!! (* >ω<)=3 s-s-ukwaa waniwia (/∇≦) waniwia sukwaa (`•ω•´๑) PAUWAWWA ON WIWWIT WIWWIT (≧艸≦) PAUWAN SUPEW WANUKAS!! (☉∀☉) PÄIWÄN TEKEE PAWEMMAKSs!!! v(｡･ω･｡)
happy annoy squidward day
Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.
I’ve been waiting all year to reblog this
You gotta see the reaction when this German Shepard realizes his owner isn’t behind him…
that was so intense
where is her oscar I’m shaken
Tassu: Onko siulla mitään tiettyä paikkaa missä säilytät siun aarteita?
Rokka: Mie piän niitä vaan täällä miun taskussa *ottaa taskusta valokuvan*
Tassu: Mutta sehän on vain kuva miusta?
Rokka: Sie oot miun aarre bro.
Tassu: b r o